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Saturday, May 31, 2014

In Totally Unsurprising News: Glenn Beck is an Idiot

To be pretty clear about this, I really don't care what your political affiliations are. Really, I don't care if you think Obama is the second coming or George Bush is the best thing since sliced bread. One thing that we can all agree on is that Glenn Beck is a total and utter fool.

The cringiest of cringe happened on his show the other day while he was talking about video games, how they are 'new' and we don't understand their power yet.  This guy is top notch crazy. The kind that would be funny if there wasn't enough people to watch him that he could start his own damn network. Anyways, his main problem right now is Watch_Dogs.

I know what you are thinking, 'well... Watch_Dogs does suck... is it the shitty physics he has a problem with? the crazy pop ins? maybe the bad AI?' Well, not quite any of these things... Glenn Beck has his eyes on something we, mere sheeple, can't even comprehend...

Watch_Dogs is teaching our kids to hack. "This game is teaching you to hack into whatever is docked in your bedroom. What the heck is wrong with us? What are we thinking? We are inviting this into our home and our lives. We are teaching our kids [to hack] for entertainment purposes," Bet you missed that part of the game, huh? 

Are some people really so out of touch with reality that they think 'press square to hack' is really teaching our kids to do this? 

I should also have a small throat clearing here that this is after he went on a long diatribe about how Call Of Duty trains people to kill and that it is disgusting that in America there was a gun law discussion but not a 'ban videogames' discussion. 

Crazy that after mass shootings people would discuss the availability of guns before the availability of video games, right? 

Honestly, I don't care what your viewpoint on guns are... I, personally, think that mental health is something that should be considered above all else then a few other things, then video games is item number 21542124156 on my list of things to discuss after a shooting. 

Anyway, before this becomes a political rant, enjoy the video for yourself. Let the cringe ooze through you 

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